Are you a creative, risk-tolerant soul with a flair for the :60 spot and a yearning to crash the gates? Do the words “gone viral” get you going faster than a fist full of Adderal and a sixpack of Jolt? Do you laugh at the thought of waking up to a horse’s head in your bed labeled “C.O.D from Rahm”?
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