Sure, the Palin family’s wardrobe expenses seem excessive, but how much does it cost to slather the makeup on McCain’s latest crush running mate?

The McCain campaign says that was the plan all along, you haters.

Tired of feeling like the GOP is screwing the country? Just pucker your lips, blow up this Sarah Palin-look-a-like "love doll" and you can turn the tables. At $34.95, it’s lot cheaper than the bailout. For those of you who are concerned about your reproductive health, the "inflatable running mate" is phthalates-free.  According to the [...]

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die Paris Hilton has released another video in her campaign for fake president on Funny or Die. In this lastest installment, the blond socialite solicits advice from "one of our great fake presidents," Martin Sheen; and discusses her FoPo (that’s foreign policy in Paris-speak) and a way [...]

The perfect condiment for mooseburgers, from the same folks who brought you the Ring of Fire and Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally brands of palate singeing salsas: Sarah Palin Hot Sauce. Let’s Drill? Here is the hottest politician ever! Can you say Hot for VP? Get yours while they are hot. Katie Couric [...]

She’s carrying an eco-friendly canvas bag to remind us that "real women hunt moose."  And they eat them too. But hunting wolves from helicopters and airplanes is just inhuman. [via TMZ]

Sarah Palin gets speech ideas from her Starbucks mocha cups. Last week Palin learned, via Madeline Albright, via Starbucks, that there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women. Actually, the original quote was about women who don’t help other women, but nevermind.

John McCain has abandoned Michigan. But the Cute One, Gov GILF herself,  "fired off a quick email and said, ‘Oh come on, do we have to?’”   Palin added that she was not ready to give up on Michigan and that she and Todd would “be happy” to campaign in this great state. Winky says it [...]

Trekkies–or to use the more PC term they prefer "Trekkers"– have been hotly debating who’s who on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. While McCain as Kirk seems a bit grandiose, Palin as a tribble, the irritatingly cute, furry creature which is actually a ecological menace is spot on.

We know Sarah Palin gets speech ideas from Starbucks cups. Last week she quoted Madeline Albright after reading the former secretary of state’s words with her caffeine fix. I hope Palin’s next mocha gets served up in this model: