Papa Ratty Humour Injection

According to the Daily Mash (the British equivalent of The Onion) “The Pope is fascinated by the science of gay juice”.

“There they are, in the bogs [toilets], going off in each others hands, emitting all kinds of juices and fluids.”

He added: “Once these fluids are out, you can’t put them back. And eventually there will be so much of this goo sloshing all over the place that the polar bears will slip on it and die.