Wall Street Bloody Good Fun, Less Scary than Christians Praying At Bull Statue

Earlier this month a horde of zombies descended on Wall Street and drenched the bull with fake blood. Well dontcha know, creepy Christians with a bad case of cognitive dissonance headed over to pray before the Golden Calf bull, heeding the call of God via  fundie theocratic Cindy Jacobs. God allegedly told her:

"Cindy, the strongman over America doesn’t live in Washington, DC – the strongman lives in New York City! Call My people to pray for the economy."

And to further creep you out, per CBN:

 We don’t want to let up in this final press, we need to P.U.S.H. (pray until something happens) to avert financial judgment. On September 29 last month, the US stock market went down 777 points in one day. Cindy says it was no coincidence that this happened on the first day of the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah.  “This is so severe in the economic area because we are facing judgment from the actions, not only for our stance towards Israel, but our blatant sin against Him in passing laws such as the one allowing homosexual marriages,” Cindy said. 

Hello, in Exodus Moses and God got all annoyed when they saw the tribes praying before the Golden Calf.

[via wonkette]