Cenk Uygur on the Alan Simpson experience (now officially “Tit-gate,” per Brian Beutler):

He thinks you’re milking the system, as if it’s his money. YOU paid into Social Security. It’s YOUR money. You’re not milking a damn thing.

And:

Who killed the pig? Simpson and his friends in Congess, who spent all of your money — including the Social Security surplus — on tax cuts for the rich and endless wars.

I think I need a cigarette. E-I-E-I-O.

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