Schadenfreude is a German word meaning deriving pleasure from others’ misfortunes. It is the emotion that best describes what I feel watching the Republican Party candidate Dede Scozzafava and Conservatives Party candidate Doug Hoffman tear each other apart in the special election to fill the House seat in NY-23. An insufficiently conservative Republican is facing a diehard third-party conservative, and suffers from a serious of mistakes/misfortunes. Polling shows the race to be a real three-way split–and Sarah Palin just endorsed Hoffman. David Dayen has done a great job describing the sordid tale in more detail

The proper way to describe my emotion is schadenfreude. While the fighting on the right could result in electing the Democrat, Bill Owens, I’m just not going to feel much joy because he won. As a progressive, adding one more extremely conservatives Democrat to the House caucus really has a small-to-marginal benefit.

Owens is more likely than a Republican to occasionally vote in a way I would like. In subsequent years, he could draw Republican money away from races I care about. In the unlikely scenario Democrats lost almost enough seats to lose control of the House, but holding on to the NY-23 allowed them to maintain control, I will be really glad Bill Owens was elected.

What little joy I may feel from adding another conservative Democrat to the House pales in comparison to the happiness I get out of watching conservatives tear each other apart. Even if the Democrat ends up losing, if the Conservative Party candidate is elected, my disappointment will be double-edged. If Doug Hoffman’s win encourages a dozen other teabaggers to run as third-party candidates against Republicans, it would probably fill me with a bit of Machiavellian glee.