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I thought I was the one who destroyed single payer.  But no, turns out I was wrong.  I was just another tool in Chris Bowers’ secret army:

While I was unable to voice my opposition to Hacker’s proposal at the time due to his overwhelming popularity among progressive activists, I was engaged in behind the scenes maneuvering with the chairs of the relevant House and Senate committees to introduce legislation with a much weaker public option.  Since I can’t stomach 130 million people being covered by the public option, I instead successfully persuaded the committee chairs to introduce legislation that would only cover around 10 million Americans.  It was necessary for me to do this behind the scenes, because otherwise the Hacker legions would know that I was using them.  

At least 16 or 17 junior staffers on the Hill will swear that there are enough votes in the House to pass single payer.   (Don’t read too much into the fact that H.R. 676 cosponsors are heading for the hills and won’t support it now that it might actually come to the floor for a vote.  Three words:  Nancy Pelosi, nunchucks.

It would’ve been just as easy to launch a ball-busting campaign for something that neither the President nor a majority of Democrats in Congress support.  And the insurance companies?  It’s not like they would’ve fought any harder against a bill that turned them into a smoking hole than they did against one that shoveled a trillion dollars into their coffers over the next decade.  

What we lost in the form of — well, a hundred and forty Democrats who won’t publicly admit they support single payer and a President who won’t sign it into law we’d more than make up for in a really excited base who would have been willing to turn out en masse in the service of a morally superior message.  Because god knows, that always works.

But if Chris gets credit for orchestrating the bait-and-switch of the Hacker plan on an unsuspecting public who never knew of its existence in the first place, I want it known that I’m the one who orchestrated the cabal of blogs and MoveOn that torpedoed the erstwhile single payer PR juggernaut which quite obviously would’ve obliterated every lingering obstacle in its wake.  As everyone knows, an industry that represents 17% of GDP and pumps $1.4 million a day into lobbying on the Hill is no match for the all-powerful MoveOn email list. And once you add Markos before he’s had his first cup of coffee in the morning — well, game over.

I’m ready to acknowledge, if Chris is, that this is the inevitable result of insufficient Obama hatred, and there’s really nothing that can’t be fixed by acknowledging those lonely Cassandras who saw the truth from the start while we, we were blind.  They were unfairly castigated for their righteousness and their vision and now it is up to us to make it right.

Chris, I bow to your evil genius.  Now that we are out of the way, I’m thinking Anthony Weiner launches a bloodless coup and we’ll all be Swedes by Tuesday.