Grover said it, I believe it, that settles it

As we wait for the Election Contest Court to issue its ruling and for the final ballot-counting of this election and contest to be completed (Rachel Stassen-Berger has a good theoretical timeline), I understand that poor widdle John Cornyn is providing some comedy relief by doing his best Charlton Heston routine:

Texas Sen. John Cornyn is threatening “World War III” if Democrats try to seat Al Franken in the Senate before Norm Coleman can pursue his case through the federal courts.

Cornyn, the chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, acknowledges that a federal challenge to November’s elections could take “years” to resolve. But he’s adamant that Coleman deserves that chance — even if it means Minnesota is short a senator for the duration.

I’d like to see him try.  Whaddya gonna do, John, bleed on me?

Granted, the ECC just made an ass of Harry Reid and myself by going a LOT longer than anyone expected (there may be a decision tomorrow, but I wouldn’t bet on it), but still, once Al Franken has his cert from the Minnesota Supreme Court, that’s it baby. As the state Supreme Court has indicated, and Secretary of State Mark Ritchie has concurred, once the contest is done in the state courts, it’s done. Norm can try to take it Federal, but it won’t stop the certificate.

And if Cornyn decides to filibuster, all Harry Reid has to do is exercise the nuclear option and Cornyn can’t do diddly.   (And if Reid won’t do it, Chuck Schumer needs to boot his butt out of the Majority Leadership spot.)  Yeah, yeah, it’s only supposed to be used — by Democrats, anyway — in "extraordinary circumstances".  But can you think of anything more extraordinary than denying a state one of its Senators for months if not years on end?  If anything justifies the use of the nuclear option, it’s when dorkwads like Jumpin’ John Cornyn think they’re smarter and more worthy than the justices on a state Supreme Court.   Furthermore, it’s hard to see a lot of Cornyn’s conniptions as anything but bluster; I can’t imagine that Jumpin’ John — or any other Senate Republican — really wants to be French-kissing Norm when Kazeminy’s about to turn Coleman into a radioactive boat anchor.