Poor Sarah Palin, she’s just finished itemizing all her gifts of clothes from the RNC donors and now Pappy Chuck Heath, her dad, has to go and open his mouth. Pappy rattled on about all the boxes of presents streaming in from foreign countries and of course from folks in the good ole US of A when Grandparents.com asked, "How’s the family getting ready?": 

For Bristol’s baby? Oh, I don’t know. [There's] all kinds of gifts laying around the place — all kinds of baby stuff. I’m in a room right now just full of baby stuff — more than she’ll ever use …[From] all over the world. I’d say a half-dozen foreign countries. In Sarah’s mailroom, there’s 87 boxes — big boxes of mail that haven’t even been opened. I’ve been answering letters all day, all week. We figure there’s over a hundred thousand pieces here. And we’ll never get it done. We’re just inundated.

Great-gramps-to-be reveals that Bristol’s having a boy, but that his granddaughter hasn’t decided on a name yet:

Oscar, she said. No, I’m just kidding. They don’t have a name for it yet.

Maybe Sarah can donate all the clothes and toys Bristol can’t use for "it" to a rummage sale to help rebuild the Wasilla Bible Church’s multi-million dollar architectural monstrosity. The Alaska ATF investigators are calling "arson" on the fire and  Sarah "Mirror, mirror on the wall" Palin seemed to feel the blaze was started by People Who Don’t Like Her.