Comments on: Right Wing Christian Group Upset Over Jack Black’s “Rotund” Jesus

By: jacqrat

jacqrat — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:00:48 +0000

I believe the actual drug of his (that closeted, heavy in denial H O M O S E X U A L named Haggard is Meth.

By: GregB

GregB — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:02:27 +0000

I like my Jesus with a swimmers build and a gram or two of crack.

-Rev. Haggard

By: rich2506

rich2506 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:14:52 +0000

What really annoyed the frack out of me was when I saw that the Mormons portrayed Jesus with short hair! It was longer than a crewcut, but still, I was used to the Jesus with hair at least a few inches lower than his collar. Totally unsat* to portray a short-haired Jesus!

*military term - short for “unsatisfactory” as in “Unsat! Drop! Gimme 20!”

By: dosido

dosido — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:28:12 +0000

Does Dr. Cass have a Husky Boy messiah complex?

By: dosido

dosido — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:26:39 +0000

ROFL!

It didn’t take long for a christofascist to show up and distort the charge of Bible distortion. Talk about missing the point.

By: oldnslow

oldnslow — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:25:57 +0000

I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt…..

By: AlbertFall

AlbertFall — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:52:50 +0000

Interesting dog whistle there, “Hebrew School.”

“Not only did they Kill Our Lord, now they portray Him as a fatso.”

By: BargainCountertenor

BargainCountertenor — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:56:08 +0000

Jack Black should remember from his days at Hebrew School that homosexual acts aren’t funny

Hebrew school teaches sex ed? Who would have thought it! Sounds like Hebrew school beat the snot outta Sunday School.

By: Teddy Partridge

Teddy Partridge — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:29:29 +0000

Michael Phelps would be a better Jesus?