Now like Charles Keating, you can buy John McCain–and at a significant, post-election discount! Dover Books has slashed the price of their John and Cindy McCain paper doll collection by 60%, making it a fun Blue stocking stuffer or a lovely schadenfreude gift for the neo-con in your life.

While Cindy’s doll comes with simple variations of  her suit (yellow, red and blue, each with a large shiny lapel pin), Johnny Boy is quite the clothes horse: Along with a suit and a tuxedo, McHero gets a bullet proof vest for his uber-escorted stroll through Baghdad and a casual look for his town hall meetings.

The Obama paper doll set, which features Michelle, Malia and Sacha is available at full price. Because, um, they won.

[H/T: Los Angeles Times Blog]