What’s a witch hunting, moose killing, theocratic, lipstick wearing pitbull of a GILF to do when her career as potentially the Most Powerful Woman on Earth is derailed by truth, justice and the American way?
Why, move to Wisteria Lane, that mythical suburb of soapy dreams, where problems are aplenty but everyone has a really nice wardrobe. And doesn’t Sarah’s real life just seem like a made-up TV tragicomedy? Druggy son shipped off to the military, unwed preggers teen daughter, hostile middle kids, and Trig the mystery baby, plus the First Dude, all scrambled up with religious meglomania and sharpfanged ambition.
According to what PR hack man Hal Lifson–who seems to be working overtime to throw out whatever idea about Palindrone’s career creeps into his head–told the New York Post’s Page Six Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry is "very hot to trot to have her appear on the season-five finale." Um, eeeuuuw. Really, such language is unbefitting of an American treasure.
I mean Cherry not Sarah.
Lifson goes on to drool some more over himself and his perceived cleverness:
Marc is highly enamored of Sarah and sees her as the ultimate guest star [playing] a similar version of herself. The idea has gone over surprisingly well with execs at Disney, who see it as a blockbuster based on Sarah’s huge ratings on Saturday Night Live.
Cherry declined to comment. An ABC rep said:
There’s no truth to it.
Hal Lifson=PWND
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Great wrap up on the Palin Family. No Disney, huh? How about Bravo TV or Discovery Channel? Real Housewives of the Great North…
How about Dog the Bounty Hunter teaming up with Sarah?
She could wink and coo and distract the prey while Dog gets his man.
Eww…
If Cherry were actually enamored of the idea of Palin on Desperate Housewives, I’d say the show has officially jumped the shark.
They should book Tina Fey instead. That would be fun!
Brilliant!
Since when has Marc Cherry wanted unattractive women on his show?
“Survivor Alaska”
Oh, wait it’s been done….http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758758/
Sad ending, but a killer soundtrack.
GILF, g = gaff? lol
Well, I’d watch-but only if they let Sarah ad lib.
I am wondering if the shotgun wedding goes forward now that palin will not be the vp
“Palindrone”
Why didn’t I think of that?
lol.
G = Governor
This is getting on the verge of pathetic.
Someone please inform her that the campaign is over, her 15 minutes are now up.
And, pleeeeze Creator, don’t let Stevens win re-election; she’s already printing up yard signs for that campaign.
No, the last place she wants to be now is in Alaska.
She’s gotten a whiff of the lower 48, and life without a parka 10 months of the year, and don’t wanna go back.
Did you catch her return to the Govs. office? It looked like the last place on earth she wanted to be.
Grandma?
It’s a purly political calculation, but probably not. Republics are so worried about Obama’s National Sevurity Forces coming to take their guns and way of life, the teenage birth doesn’t occupy much of their thoughts.
They’d better get ‘er done before another (or all) of the Palins gets pregnant. At six months since the last one, they’re already on borrowed time.
I dunno, I think she should keep up the good work. Seems to be the gift that keeps on giving.
Surely Todd is the Palin drone. He doesn’t really work does he?
Not unless pimping his family counts.
Wasn’t one of the slams against Obama that he was some kind of “celebrity”? Oh, right, hypocrisy is no obstacle to Right Wing politics…
She’s got an even bigger problem than those already mentioned and it too Frum on WJ this morning to point out the obvious.
Palin was governor of Alaska, an oil producing state, during a period of record oil prices. She was popular because she was giving money away.
Now that oil is below $60/bbl, she is stuck in the unfortunate situation of not being the same kind of Santa Claus as governor. Watch her popularity drop like a stone.
Stick a fork in her.
Thanks Lisa.
digg
Lisa,
Are you living in your mom’s basement and wearing pajamas?
That’s one way to look at it.
She’s out of Alaska and on the national stage now. Republics care only that she attack Obama constantly.
g = governors
10 bucks says Sarah does a spread in Penthouse or Playboy inside of 5 years.
The title of the piece might very well be GILF….
ding!
I read somewhere the break even point is $70/bbl for the state to keep sending the checks out. The state economy’s gonna be on life support until OPEC cuts back production more and raises prices. Then Alaska crude prices will inch back up.
No wonder Sarah wanted to drill here, drill now. It wasn’t about supply, it was about demand! Gotta keep those prices up.
GLAZED! As in honey glazed ham.
I don’t get it. She’s just not very attractive.
Which is all the more reason she’s trying to git out of there post haste!
I mean, yesterday alone she was on Today, Wolfie, and Larry (I’d love to get my old self in your pants) King, and that’s just what I stumbled across.
Ummm. I happen to like honeybaked ham. At Easter.
I’d gladly hear your comment without that reference.
*g* = Gladly
yeah, you say that now.
There were actually comments here, at the lake, when she was first nominated, from guys, saying , well I wouldn’t say not to that.
Seriously.
But the rest of us know better.
Gosh, well Gee! *g*
Special Blue America visit from Congressman-elect Jim Himes at the Mothership
The lady reminds me of a passage from a Stevie Wonder song,song titled “living for the city”and in the song a guy from the woods comes to New york for the first time and he says”New York just like I pictured it,skyscrapers and everything”
In sarahs case its “The Lower 48, Just Like I Pictured It.”
Agreed. Having Palin in person would be jumping the shark. On the one hand, I would just rather not have my Least Favorite Person in the World appear in person to ruin my favorite prime time soap. On the other hand, if Palin did appear, it might torpedo her chances for another White House run. Can you imagine the DNC running and rerunning the salacious parts of her appearance in a campaign ad? The thought is intriguing.
Gosh, they have SO much great footage to run where to begin! Anything more is just icing on the pie in the face!
oh Lisa, what a seductive pic.