Today, Boehner said this about Rahm Emanuel:

House Republican leader John Boehner of Ohio was less kind. He called his appointment an "ironic choice for a president-elect who has promised to change Washington, make politics more civil and govern from the center."

Because of course John Boehner knows from civility:

So… John Boehner’s office is now saying that the AP is wrong and the minority leader didn’t — technically — call Barack Obama "Chicken s*** " for voting "present" in the Illinois state Senate.

It’s a regular chicken s*** storm.

Here’s the quote, which Ben posted yesterday, via a student journo:

"Now, listen, I’ve voted ‘present’ two or three times in my entire 25-year political career, where there might have been a conflict of interest and I didn’t feel like I should vote," Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means ‘yes,’ red means ‘no,’ and yellow means you’re a chicken s***.

"And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button."

And there’s this:

In a closed-door session with House Republicans, Minority Leader John A. Boehner just called the financial rescue deal a “crap sandwich” – then said he’ll vote for it when it comes to the floor Monday.

When not serving as the House’s Miss Manners, Representative Boehner leads the GOP caucus in pearl-clutching, tactical weeping, hissy kabuki lessons, and pottymouthery, as well as underwater basketweaving.