Flushed with newfound fame, Joe the Plumber keeps tryin’ to make his mark on popular culture and hit a decent payout on the celeb slots.

 His wannabefamous stunts inspired political parodist Martin Eisenstadt to new heights of  bromantic satirical gushing. In Eisenstadt’s humor universe, the following happens:

Brought along to Saturday Night Live by the McCains–sort of their version of  Prop Baby–Joe laughed in the audience during the show, then went to the afterparty where he was chatted up by Ben Affleck’s agent Patrick Whitesell with some allegedly nattering about Joe being the next Bachelor.

And he was seen flirting and  "canoodling" with SNL cast member Kristen Wiig..

As popular as John and Cindy were at the party, the real star was Joe. Over 6 feet, tan, with rippling muscles and a beaming smile of disbelief, he was like Mr. Clean at a soap convention. As you can imagine with the embodiment of Joe Six Pack, Joe the Plummer can hold his liquor, that’s for sure…Whether McCain wins or loses, believe me, Joe Wurzelbacher has already come out a winner.

The scary thing is..this could happen