The breathless teaser for tonight’s episode of Inside Edition:

Sarah in evening wear, the talent competion, and THAT swimsuit! Miss America, 1984!135573836_b7755584a1.thumbnail.jpg

Oh be still, my beating heart.

But just to put things in perspective, the tabloid show is also showing a segment on a family of five, living in their van, which is far more likely a fate for many Americans today than winning second runner up in a state beauty competition.