Sarah Palin’s panties much be in a bunch over Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner baring his soul to Ok! Magazine about wanting the Veep candidate to bare her [current President's name] in his thought provoking, culture shaping, intellectually stimulating fap mag:
"Palin would make a great centerfold. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she’s like when those glasses come off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president."
Will she go for it, exposing Alaska’ s frozen tundra in an outdoor spread (sorry, the cheeky remarks are just so easy) which would accompany her views on foreign relations? Granted it wouldn’t be Gov GILF’s first appearance in Hugh’s world. Along with their "weekly fix of Caribou Barbie" feature, earlier in the month, playboy.com ran a video entitled "Bristol’s Mom," set to the Fountains of Wayne tune "Stacy’s Mom."
The video on the Web site shows a photo montage of the Alaskan governor as the song plays.
"Bristol’s mom has got it goin’ on," croons Ryan Parker who penned the parody, uh tribute.
"You could shoot my gun, I could hunt your moose.
"We could give Obama some good abuse."
"I know it’s wrong, but I’m in love with Bristol’s mom
"You’re the man-eater that Obama fears.
"And now your daughter’s hanging out with Jamie Spears."





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Holy. CRAP.
Her face scares me. I really don’t need to see any of her other body parts.
After she loses the election and gets impeached by the Alaska legislature, the only thing left for Palin in our reality show-obsessed culture is to either release an internet porn tape or pose for Playboy, the last refuge for washed-up, 16th minute celebrities.
Can this election get weirder…?
And BTW, head on over to Andrew Sullivan’s and watch the Wasilla minister guide Sarah through the Laying on of Hands. Should be required viewing for every voting American.
Apologies. Looks like all you need to do to see the witchdoctor and Sarah is head on over to Dave Niewert’s incredible post at FDL this afternoon.
Terrifying.